what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it
got more notes than you expected
wait a fUCKINg SECONd
- me: *saves videogame*
- me:
- me:
- me: did i save

if you make fun of the minecraft ending do not fricking talk to me
The Minecraft end poem is possibly, and this is not a joke, one of my favourite pieces of writing of all time. I will defend it and it’s extremely emotionally potent words to the death.

we went on splash mountain today
We’re in a stable relationship
I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front
There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THAT WAS NOT AT ALL THE ENDING I WAS HOPING FOR OR EXPECTING
She’s the girl that I have waited for. The girl that I thought never existed. She’s the girl that knows how to make her girl smile and makes her feel safe at night. She’s the girl that is willing to stick around when things get tough and help you along your journey. She’s the one worth saying I love you and spending money on, and traveling around the world. She’s the girl worth spoiling.
She’s the girl worth giving a family, and a cake smashed into her face.
She’s the girl that ill go into the woods with and hike and go and do outdoor adventures with..
She’s the girl worth giving my heart and soul too
Shut me up with your arms wrapped around mine…
It would be nice if my mind would just SHUT THE FUCK UP
We’re both right….
We’re both not wrong…
- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
What I want is to feel safe and secure by your arms….not my own…yours




